Watching commercials during the Super Bowl is as much of a time-honored tradition as ignoring your family during the Super Bowl. In anticipation of what lays ahead as far as pricey, unnecessary and overhyped advertising goes, we have put together a detailed analysis of everything we know about the commercials that will air during this year’s Super Bowl. And by detailed analysis, of course, we mean a bunch of Youtube videos and nothing more.
Check it out:
Matthew Broderick will apparently return as Ferris Bueller to sell you a Honda (per Jalopnik).
Dogs will randomly bark at you to sell you Volkswagens.
Bridgestone will use a bunch of washed up athletes to sell you tires. Or something. Maybe.
Danica Patrick will play to teenage boys going through puberty to sell you a domain name. Twice.
World’s most irritating parents will team up with world’s most obnoxious kid to sell you a Chevy.
Vampires will die to sell you an Audi.
An Eskimo and his buddies will ride dirty to sell you a Suzuki.
Adriana Lima will try to make you forget what a Kia looks like to sell you a Kia.