Part-time New York Giants running back and full-time provocateur Brandon Jacobs managed to score (in the football sense) with a little more than 12 minutes remaining in the second quarter of Sunday’s game versus the Dallas Cowboys. Understandably giddy, Jacobs ran to one corner of the end zone and proceeded to do a little dance that, in any other setting, would require onlookers to stuff dollar bills into his g-string.
The Giants eventually won the game because, well, they were facing the Cowboys in December. But, far more important than the outcome of the game is clearly the uncomfortable mental image Jacobs left us with.
(Kudos to Deadspin for the video)