It’s amazing how much a single shirt, with no other accompanying explanations, can tell a person. Take this clown wearing a “LeBron Went South But His Mom Rides West” shirt at Saturday’s Philadelphia 76ers versus Chicago Bulls game, for instance.
That shirt tells you absolutely everything you need to know about LeBron James, Gloria James, Delonte West and, of course, the guy wearing it.
First, check out the art (via SportsGrid):
Now let’s review everything we learned from it:
a.) There is never a bad time to make a joke about LeBron James – not even during a Sixers versus Bulls game that has nothing to do with him.
b.) References to Gloria James having a thing with Delonte West will never cease popping up whenever someone wants to mercilessly taunt LeBron James. The validity or truthfulness of that alleged affair doesn’t matter in the slightest.
c.) Delonte West is officially known for three things in life: 1.) getting busted for carrying an entire weapons arsenal on him while riding a bike, 2.) being homeless for no apparent reason and 3.) possibly sticking it to LeBron James’ mother during his time in Cleveland.
d.) Dude in the picture is quite obviously that guy.
(Kudos to Deadspin for the find)
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