NBA Fan Take: I Still Hate LeBron James

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LeBron James had 29 points and 14 rebounds as the Miami Heat took a 2-1 series lead in the 2012 NBA Finals with a 91-85 victory over the Oklahoma City Thunder Sunday night. I didn’t have a vested interest in watching the game other than being a sports fan, I’m not a fan of either team and I didn’t wager.  I just could help myself rooting against James and the Heat though. More than anything, I’m still insulted by “The Decision,” and I just can’t let it go.

I would never wish ill will upon someone, at least not the bad health kind, so I won’t say that I hope LeBron gets hurt. But I do help the guy gets hemorrhoids or a case of the runs or something like that where he’s distracted and can’t perform at his best. (Not really sure why I’m focused on the ass there, it just kinda came out that way…)

My dog Wilson doesn’t like LeBron either. Almost every time he sees him on TV he runs and hides behind the couch and throws up. My neighbor keeps telling me that I’m giving him too much Taco Bell and beer before the games, but I really think it’s LeBron. I’ll know for sure after game four if it’s LeBron or not because I’m not going to give Wilson any Taco Bell and beer. I’m gonna change things up and we are going to have White Castle and Sangria.

I see that I’m not alone in my feeling for distain for LeBron. Did you know there is an I Hate LeBron website? I have to admit anyone who spends their time administering a website to tell the public that they don’t like someone else is pretty juvenile. And in my defense, I’m merely writing a single post on the topic, not dedicating an entire website…

Anyway, hre’s to “The King” having to spend most of the 4th quarter in game four on the throne…


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