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Stephen Colbert Donates his Super PAC Money to Charities

Stephen Colbert, host of Comedy Central's 'The Colbert Report,' recently posted an open letter on his Super PAC website,, about how he was named to the board of the Ham Rove Memorial Foundation, which recently got a contribution of $773,704.83 for the Ham Rove Memorial Fund, the same amount which happened to be "squirreled away" by the Colbert Super PAC.

Ham Rove was spectacled block of ham named after GOP strategist Karl Rove.  The ham reportedly worked as Colbert's political advisor, but passed away recently.

Colbert listed several organization such as Donors Choose, Team Rubicon, and Habitat For Humanity, which will be receiving portions of the money.

Colbert's full letter and his televised announcement of the donation is below:

My Dearest Email List,

Last month, my friend Ham Rove passed away in a very unsuspicious fashion. On the same day, Colbert Super PAC's money, $773,704.83, was squirreled away in a fashion that was extremely suspicious, but entirely legal. I thought that's the last I'd hear from Ham Rove, particularly because a dog ate him.

But Ham Rove had plans beyond his death, and I was recently surprised to find myself on the board of the Ham Rove Memorial Foundation. I was equally surprised to learn we received a $773,704.83 donation. Where did that very specific amount of money come from? There's simply no way to know.

Tonight, I am honored to announce First and Final Annual Charitable Donations by the Ham Rove Memorial Fund.

Hurricane Sandy was much like Ham Rove: Cold, cruel, salty, and the cause of untold devastation. In his honor, Donors Choose, Team Rubicon, and Habitat For Humanity will each receive $125,000 to assist with their Sandy relief efforts.

We'll also be donating $125,000 to the Yellow Ribbon Fund, which serves wounded soldiers and their families. My attempts to get a matching donation to the Blue Ribbon Fund, which serves me frosty cans of PBR, were not successful.

The remaining money will be split between two pro-transparency groups who fight against the corrupting influence of outside money in politics. Luckily, they were both fine with the corrupting influence of outside money in their offices. As per his wishes, the Center for Responsive Politics has officially renamed their meeting space "The Colbert Super Pac Memorial Conference Room." And the Campaign Legal Center will, from here on out, be home to "The Ham Rove Memorial Conference Room."

It is the highest compliment that I can pay when I say I miss Ham Rove almost as much as I miss that money. I wish he could have stayed with us a little longer. Because now I have to plan a whole new Christmas dinner.

Yours Givingly,

Stephen Colbert
Accidental Chairman, The Ham Rove Memorial Fund


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