A female Reddit user recently posted a spreadsheet that her husband sent her, which listed all of the times they did and did not have sex from June 3 to July 17.
The wife, 26, posted the spreadsheet on Reddit, which also included all of her excuses, per her husband, 28, on the days they didn't have sex.
According to Deadspin.com, the wife wrote on Reddit:
Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone.
Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.
Uproxx.com notes that some of the wife's excuses included: “I have to be up early” and “I’m watching the show.”
Her other excuses included: "You're too drunk" and "I feel gross," as well as "I might be getting sick" and "I still don't feel 100 percent."
After one of the days they did have sex, the wife turns her husband down with, "I'm still a bit tender from yesterday."
Here is the spreadsheet, courtesy of Reddit: