Stumped for something to do last week, Wayne Rooney popped down to Harley Street and had them fill his sparsely occupied head with slave hair. Luckily for Wayne, due to real estate not exactly being at a premium up there on his bonce, the hair should be able to grow thick, deep roots, possibly eventually even occupying the part of his brain where the thoughts should be.
Strangely enough, rather than finding this out from one of the tabloids, it was actually revealed by Wayne himself, on Twitter. We can only assume this was down to Coleen telling him he wasn't allowed to have any more secrets, something he took it a bit too literally.
'Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. I'm delighted with the result.
"It's still a bit bruised and swollen when it dies down u will be first to see it. Anyone recommend any good hair gel. Haha
I had it done in Harley street hair clinic London. Thanks to all the staff who looked after me.
My head is bruised still. I promise u all I will send a pic on Monday morning when bruising goes.
Hi all there's [above picture] my head. It will take a few months to grow. Still a bit bloody to. But that's all normal.'
Ah, full disclosure. Congratulations Wayne, even if it does make you look like you've been built with parts from the morgue. More so than before. Also, while he was in the mood for revealing truths, Wayne also told us about his favourite films.
'My top 3 films. #savingpraviteryan. #manonfire #sisteract2. Love all 3. Denzel best actor of all time for me. Who u all think?'
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