New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is known as a somewhat refined and dignified sort of guy. Being a billionaire will generally have that effect on your image. Overseeing three Super Bowl-winning teams doesn’t hurt either.
As we’re about to learn the hard way, however, one’s public image isn’t necessarily reflective of what they’re like in private.
Late yesterday, a video began making the rounds featuring Kraft participating in an audition of some sort with his girlfriend – an actress by the name of Ricki Noel Lander.
She’s had a ton of notable acting roles (“Flight Attendant” in Ironman, “Server” in Prison Break, “Cult Member” in Cult, etc.), but none of them have showcased her talents like this one.
Check it out (Warning: there’s some bad language):
In case you can’t get to the clip right now because you're at work or something, Jason McIntyre of The Big Lead put together a list of the essentials (stars are mine not his):
At the :23 mark, some sexual innuendo from Kraft.
At the :50 mark, Kraft dances like Al McGuire.
At the 1:37 mark, Kraft says, “F**k you, p***y” and then throws a punch.
All things considered, nothing in this tape is as awkward as the time Tom Brady tried to dance.
Or the time Tom Brady got that weird haircut.
(via Pats Pulpit)
Or the time Tom Brady posed for whatever magazine that was with a goat.
Or the time Tom Brady’s wife publicly embarrassed his teammates after their latest Super Bowl loss.
(Kudos The Big Lead)