Good news, a poll of married women conducted by the notorious AshleyMadison.com found that they would much rather have an affair with New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning than New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.
Or, in other words, women prone to making bad decisions (i.e. cheating on their husbands) prefer New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning to New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.
According to the New York Post, 54 percent of married women who participated in the poll said they would rather commit adultery with the Manning brother who up until this year wasn’t even the best football player in his own family. Apparently, his “boy next door” looks and charm coupled with the perception that he’s “less of a hothead” than Brady ended up making Manning more alluring to what is undoubtedly the Lifetime channel’s target audience.
Only 46 percent of women who participated in the poll said that they would want an affair with Brady.
What a loser, am I right?
So there you have it. Sorry, Tom Brady – world famous supermodels may throw themselves at you, but their moms only have eyes for Eli.
(Kudos to Larry Brown Sports for the find)