Kevin Garnett is a unique man. In an almost uncanny way, he possesses the ability to completely veer off topic in a manner that always leads to someone getting their feelings hurt. This amazing skill of his was on full display last night, after the Boston Celtics squeaked out a victory over the Washington Wizards.
While speaking with reporters, Garnett was asked to explain the status of the Celtics’ chemistry after one week. Naturally, The Big Ticket took that opportunity to randomly and totally needlessly bash Comcast.
“You can’t speed chemistry up,” Garnett said according to WEEI.com (via Larry Brown Sports). “I think the more practice, the more you get familiar with each other. There’s no hit the fast forward button here. You’ve got Comcast. Some shows you can’t fast forward through. You’ve just got to let it go through and watch the silly ass commercials and be pissed, right? This is what this is.
“Did I just take a shot at Comcast? [Expletive] it, I did it. So what? I’m a DirecTV guy anyway. This is what this is. I’m not helping myself, am I? [Expletive] it. [Expletive] it. [Expletive] it. Who cares? Anyway, that’s what this is. We totally messed that up, right? Goddamned, we just totally messed that up. But this is one of those things where it just takes its course and you can’t speed anything up.”
Never change, K.G. Never change.
(Kudos Larry Brown Sports)