A Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend with an eight inch blade for farting in her face during an argument as they were watching television.
Deborah Ann Burns, 37, had been with Willie Butler, 53, for six years. Apparently, it was six years too long, as it took just one moment for a small argument to turn into a life-or-death situation.
She and Butler were arguing about money. Butler got up from the couch, tired of fighting, and farted in her face before he walked into the kitchen.
Burns claims Butler then picked up a knife and threw it in her direction. That was when Burns picked up the knife and threw it back at him, successfully hitting him in the stomach.
Feeling as though that weren't enough, Burns ran outside and grabbed a stick to start hitting him with.
When police arrived at their house, they said they could not take a statement from Butler because he was intoxicated.
Burns denies that she cut Butler. Police arrested her and charged her with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She is currently in custody on $50,000 bond.