Talk about desperate: a drunk Tennessee man was arrested for allegedly trying to have sex with both an ATM machine and a picnic table last Friday night.
WKRN-TV reports that 49-year-old Lonnie Hutton was picked up by Murfreesboro police after entering Boro Bar and Grill and walking up to the ATM. The man proceeded to pull down his pants and underwear, exposing himself, and make attempts at intercourse with the cash machine.
Hutton then walked around the bar with his pants around his ankles making thrusting motions, which is how officers found him.
The cops took the intoxicated man outside and asked him to sit on a picnic table. According to the police report, Hutton then “exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table."
The report states that Hutton smelled of alcohol and had bloodshot eyes. He was slurring his speech and walking unsteadily, the officers noted.
Despite his public indecency, Hutton was only charged with public intoxication. He was booked into Rutherford County Jail on $250 bond and awaits a July 1 court date.