Nobody in Miami wants to believe the Heat were Beat. So what did the Miami Herald do? It ignored reality, much like LeBron James, and decided the Team We All Hate More than Osama Bin Laden won the NBA championship. Don't believe the Herald? Well, if Miami didn't win it all, the paper said, then how else can Miami Bandwagonners march right down to the nearest Macy's and buy official Miami Heat NBA Title merchandise from Adidas?