Mother Nature gave an early review of Madonna's new film when she p***ed all over the set of "W.E." yesterday.
If only Madge had copied ex-boyfriend Jesus's new hairdo, she might have brought out the sunshine, maaaan.
There's no chance that Madonna's film is going to be any good, is there? Here's the plot round-up from IMDB:
"A two-tiered romantic drama focusing on the affair between King Edward VIII and American divorcée Wallis Simpson and a contemporary romance between a married woman and a Russian security guard."
And the cast and crew are reportedly as miserable as any future cinemagoers will be. According to the Mirror, the singer-turned-director took three hours to film a ten second scene. We assumed that this was because she's s*** and inexperienced, but an insider told the Mirror it's because she's a control freak, saying:
"Madonna knows what she wants. The problem is, she is such a perfectionist she doesn't always know how to treat people to get the best out of them.
"From Day One she has not got on with the crew very well, and there are only a few people she deems important enough to speak to directly. The rest just have to feel her wrath.
"To give her credit, she is very driven and hugely hard-working. The problem is she finds it impossible to delegate responsibility."
Well you're not going to argue with an established industry expert like Madonna, are you?