I’m taking off soon to Arizona to attend a friend’s wedding Friday night. While the fourteen hour drive isn’t the most pleasant sounding thing to me right now, I know the wedding will be fun.
There’s going to be a friggin’ candy buffet, for crying out loud! I know you’re jealous, don’t lie.
The wedding is in Tucson, and on Saturday we’ll take off to Sedona to go on some crazy mountain climbing hike thing that the boyfriend insists we can’t live without experiencing.
While my boyfriend and I may disagree on the enlightening power of climbing up the face of a mountain, we can agree that the video parody Jimmy Fallon made of Charlie Sheen hawking “Winning for Men” is pure entertainment. Fallon is far more talented than people give him credit for. And by people I mean me.
Anything Hollywood has a great list of Charlie Sheen’s TOP CRAZIEST Media Meltdown Quotes. Here are a few of my favorites…..
“I don’t understand what I did wrong except live a life that everyone is jealous of.”
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
“AA was written for normal people. People that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”
“You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like Dude, can’t handle it. Unplug this bastard.”
“The last time I took drugs I probably took more that anyone could survive. I was banging 7-gram rocks because that’s how I roll, I have one speed, go.”
“It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.”
“I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitchin’.”