Just when you thought the whole "chicken by the sea" comment was the biggest “uhhh” moment out of Jessica Simpson, the girl's gone and opened her mouth again! On today's episode of “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” Jessica actually admits to Ellen that she doesn’t brush her teeth every day.
“My teeth are so white, and I don’t like them to feel too slippery, but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday. But, I don’t brush them everyday. Maybe three times a week.”
But wait, there’s more! Jessica shares the reason why she only brushes three times a week, unlike the twice a day habit most of us humans have adapted to.
“They are too slippery. I need a little coating. I’ll use a shirt or something. I know it’s gross but I always have fresh breath.”
Maybe this explains why she’s still single. Why you would admit to skimping on your personal hygiene, on national television, is beyond me. At least she said she uses Listerine and flosses everyday, so I guess it’s not that bad.