We always thought Kathy Hilton's most notable accomplishments were marrying a very rich man and bringing up a future sex tape star, but it turns out she was also friends with Michael Jackson, appeared in Happy Days and designed a fashion range. She seems to have been less great at some of these things than others, like the fashion stuff. Seriously, she should donate these clothes to her army of chambermaids - and tell them to clean the toilets with them. They're only made more terrible by Paris wearing them here.
Is the reason mother and daughter are winking at each other because they know what a scam they're pulling off?