Quick, is this Reuters report about the latest humanitarian crackdown in Syria? . . . or a quashed uprising in Afghanistan?:
Witnesses said police dispersed the demonstrators with stun grenades as the inauguration proceeded inside. There were no reports of casualties.
Surprise -- neither one! It's about Kim Kardashian's visit to Bahrain over the weekend to open the latest franchise of Millions of Milkshakes:
Television celebrity Kim Kardashian brought out screaming fans, angry Muslim hardliners and police throwing stun grenades on Saturday when she visited Bahrain to launch a milkshake franchise, witnesses said.
About 100 Sunni Salafists demonstrated with banners outside The Walk Bahrain, an upmarket mall in the capital Manama, after some MPs tried to block the visit over what they called her "bad reputation", according to a local newspaper.