Kansas City Chiefs WR Dwayne Bowe has showed flashes of incredible ability since coming into the league three years ago. He’s also shown the ability to be a Grade A chowderhead.
Recently, he told ESPN the Magazine about he and some of his teammates roll on road trips.
“My rookie year, we were playing in San Diego,” Bowe says. “You hear stories about groupies hanging out in hotel lobbies, but some of my teammates had it set up so there was a girl in every room. The older guys get on MySpace and Facebook a week before we go to a city; when a pretty one writes back, they arrange to fly her in three or four days in advance. They call it importing.”
Uh huh. Go on.
“Younger guys don’t have the money to do it,” Bowe continued. “Anyway, these girls had the whole top floor. They know everything about us — first and last names, sisters and brothers, salary. This one girl was talking to me like she’d known me for years. ‘Hey, D-Bowe, how’s Grandma?’ I’m like, ‘How do you know my grandma?’ She knew that I talk about her every time I’m interviewed for a story.
“I told her I had a girlfriend, but she didn’t care. She was wearing my jersey, sitting in my lap, making it look like we knew each other. Then she took a picture and put it on Facebook. That almost got me in trouble.”
So far, the Chiefs have not commented on Bowe’s story. But we’d have to think that this type of anecdote falls under the category of Things Players Aren’t Supposed To Tell the General Public.