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The Razzies Complete Winners List

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Every year the Razzies take place around the same time as the Oscars, except unlike the Academy Awards they celebrate the very worst in film rather than the very best. Or at least they're supposed to, but as you can see from the results below it seems to be more about picking the easiest target than the stinkiest cinematic turd. 

Sure Twilight is bad, but it's by no means the worst film of the year. And we're not even talking about some crappy arthouse exercise in auto-fellatio either. These are big films with million dollar budgets. Did anyone see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter? Good. You're lucky. It was only marginally better than anything Adam Sandler made

Anyway, here are this year's Razzies, along with what we reckon were the years actual worst films (for the sake of brevity we've not included Battleship and On the Road in our list):

Worst Picture
THE TWILIGHT SAGA - BREAKING DAWN PART 2

Worst Actress
KRISTEN STEWART (Snow White And The Huntsman, The Twilight Saga - Breaking Dawn Part 2)

Worst Actor
ADAM SANDLER (That's My Boy)

Worst Supporting Actress
RIHANNA (Battleship)

Worst Supporting Actor
TAYLOR LAUTNER (The Twilight Saga - Breaking Dawn Part 2)

Worst Screen Couple
MACKENZIE FOY and TAYLOR LAUTNER (The Twilight Saga - Breaking Dawn Part 2)

Worst Director
BILL CONDON (The Twilight Saga - Breaking Dawn Part 2)

Worst Screen Ensemble
THE TWILIGHT SAGA - BREAKING DAWN PART 2

Worst Screenplay
THAT'S MY BOY

And here are our other suggestions for worst films of the year:

This Means War - How to make a three way with Tom Hardy seem dull.
The Watch - Four funny actors combine to produce one joyless 'comedy'.
The Vow - Head-truma romance based on atrue story.
Ghost Rider - Nicolas Cage really is cursed.
This Is 40 - We didn't want to hate Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann so we're just trying to forget this happened.
The Devil Inside - Just terrible. So bad it's still bad.
W.E. - Those poor nazi sympathisers.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Great title. That's it.
Jack and Jill - Who keeps funding Adam Sandler films?
Keith Lemon - Even Kelly Brook can't make this less awful.
A Thousand Words - Eddie Murphy plays a self-absorbed cunt. Is hugely convincing.