Six years ago last month Britney Spears shaved her hair off. She's come a long way since then and is even occasionally given access to her own purse. Like last weekend when she decided to buy a painting of a Parisian street scene for around $1,000. Good for her, right? No.
Unfortunately it was bad art, which is different to good bad art, which might look bad, but is actually good. Unless, of course, Britney's work is deliberately bad, yah? *adjusts beret and glasses*... we'd say this is pseudo naïve art, characterized by the decrease of the precision of details with distance, demonstrating an artist working in a more imitative mode, yah? Yah.
If like Britney you know nothing about art and only go to private views for the free booze, here's an 'instant art critique phrase generator' so you need never again feel at a loss for pithy commentary or savvy insights again.