Ashton Kutcher Fires Back Over "Cheating" Reports

| by Oh The Scandal

Is it curtains for lovebirds Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore? According to a certain tabloid, it’s a distinct possibility.

Suspend your disbelief for a second, but according to Star magazine *cough*, the couple’s five year marriage is in jeopardy because Kutcher has allegedly been cheating.

A snitch tells the mag that Kutcher was supposedly caught kissing and groping a hot blonde” at Italian restaurant Madeo in Los Angeles.

“Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her. I was shocked to see him sucking face with a girl who obviously wasn’t Demi,” an ‘eyewitness’ adds.

Hmmm, that ‘witness’ needs to have their peepholes checked. I’m calling high-grade BS on this one, and shock-horror, so is Kutcher. He took to Twitter to vent his fury over the report.

“I think Star magazine calling me a ‘cheater’ qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees.

“Star magazine – you don’t get to stand behind “freedom of the press” when you are writing fiction.”

And his wife Demi also chimed in, saying:

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