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Andy Dick Rubbed What on Man’s Face?!

| by Oh The Scandal

Comedian Andy Dick is making sure he lives up to his surname. The errant bad boy comedian was arrested about a month ago for disorderly conduct.

More legal troubles are now in the pipeline for Dick. According to TMZ a lawsuit has been filed against him.

The website reports Dick is being sued by an audience member at the comedian’s December performance in a Dallas club. Was the lawsuit filed due to the fact that the size of his parts were nothing to write home about? Or the audience blinked and missed the flash? No, a patron at the show took exception to Dick allegedly exposing his genitals and rubbing them in his face.

Robert Tucker, who filed the lawsuit, claims Dick was dressed as a woman for his comedy act. He claims Dick lifted the skirt he was wearing to show that he was totally naked underneath. As naked as the day he was born. In Tucker’s words Dick “pulled down his costume skirt with his right hand, exposing the fact the he was not wearing underwear beneath the skirt.”

What happened next would make anyone shudder. Tucker says Dick “forced his genitals against the left side of [Robert's] face.”

“Defendant Dick then, while still controlling Plaintiff’s head with his hand, forced his genitals against the left side of Plaintiff’s face. Plaintiff immediately pulled away.”

Tucker reportedly felt “degraded and humiliated” by Dick. This sentence is not an intended pun, believe me!

Since the alleged incident, Tucker claims has been “harassed and ridiculed by the workers he supervises as well as his management peers.”

Tucker is now suing for unspecified damages.

I wouldn’t want to be the court employee calling that case: “Tucker vs Dick.”