It’s nearly the end of Lent. Many of you will have tried and failed to give up smoking. Don’t feel bad. Look at Simon Cowell. He never feels bad. He just takes a long, hard, satisfying drag. And then another. Look at him there in his chauffeur driven car.
With his ex-girlfriend (what is that about?) This is a man who has never even considered giving up. He just smokes more. We bet Simon Cowell’s drags taste better than everyone else’s. Like chocolate, mahogany and leather. But on fire.
Did you know that Simon first started smoking when he was eight years old? He did. We make that approximately 328,500 tabs he’s sucked down in his lifetime. Makes you think.