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First Grader Calls Mom a Drunk in School Essay

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Kids know everything, so be careful what you do around yours! One first grader's school report, posted by, illustrates what moms constantly face: a child's brutal honesty.

When asked to write about his weekend, 6-year-old Daniel shared the following:

"I went to my friend Lucas house. My mom got drunk."

Daniel followed this up with some support for deal ol' mom, adding, "Oh my goodness me! It's important for mom to let her hair down once in a while!"

Let it be known, though, according to, Daniel's mom wasn't drunk -- "she hadn't had a single alcoholic beverage."

Good luck explaining that one to the school counselor!


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