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Charlie Sheen Radio Rant: Rips AA, Chuck Lorre, Women and Trolls

In a bizarre radio rant ranging from the AA "cult" to women he's slept with, Charlie Sheen called Two and a Half Men co-creator Chuck Lorre a “clown” and said his real name is “Hymie" Levine. Lorre was born Charles Michael Levine.

The remark was prompted by Lorre writing a message on the show's closing credits that said he'd be "pissed if Sheen outlived him" considering how healthy the producer has tried to live.

“I didn’t care about that vanity card," Sheen said on the Alex Jones Show Thursday. "I went straight home and dispelled that, that was actually one of the few compliments that clown has paid me in frickin’ almost a decade... I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that this un-evolved mind cannot process. I’ve spent, I think, close to the last decade, I don’t know, effortlessly and magically converting your tin can into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write.”

As far as the women he sees, Sheen says, “If I bring up these turds, these… losers, there’s no reason to then bring them back into the fold because I have real fame, they have nothing. They have zero. They have that night. And I will forget about them as the last image of them exits my beautiful home. And they will get out there and they will sell me and they will lose. Bring me a frickin’ challenge. It just ain’t there.”

Moving over to the topic of Alcoholics Anonymous, Sheen let everyone know he's not a fan of the organization or its methods.

“I have a disease?” he said. “Bulls—. I cured it… with my mind… it’s all good guys. Quit panicking. No panic, no judgment… You can kill be but you do not have the right to judge me … I can’t use the word sober because that’s a term from those people, and I have cleansed myself. I have closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself from this ridiculous … It’s just the work of sissies. The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. You know? This bootleg cult arrogantly referred to as AA now supports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math!”

“I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitchin’ and just winning every second,” he continued. “I’m not perfect, and bitching and just delivering the goods at every f—ing turn. Because look what I’m dealing with, man — I’m dealing with fools and trolls. I’m dealing with soft targets.”


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