Bribery Can Work Wonders With Children


Whichever parent, or supposed expert, said bribery was bad is an idiot.
Of course I prefer to call bribes incentives, which they really are
when you think about it. All of us, young and old, require some sort of
incentive to do something. What differentiates us from small children
is that the intrinsic worth of doing something is often enough; young
children don't understand this concept.

Let's say you want
little Joey to eat his vegetables so that his body becomes strong and
healthy. Little Joey could give a rat's ass what's going to happen to
his body down the road; all he knows is that he'd rather eat the
potatoes. So what's the age-old response parents have been doing for
centuries? "Okay, Joey, but there's no dessert until you eat all your

Then some years ago so-called parenting experts called
this bribery and said this isn't the appropriate way to parent a child.
By dangling dessert in front of him, all he'll understand is that he
has to do as he's told in order to get what he wants. The alternative,
they say, is reasoning. Instead, talk to your child. Explain why he
should eat his vegetables.

Yeah, that works! Then once you've
had this nice little conversation, little Joey will say, "Oh, I see!
You want the best for me. Okay, Mom. I get it now. Pass that broccoli
right on over."

Now I ask you, please, how many of you who grew
up the old-fashioned way are scarred in any way from this most basic
parenting tool. Personally, it did wonders for me. My mother was as
strict as they come when it comes to food, and my father had superb
eating habits. To this day I can't eat anything sweet or generally
unhealthy until I've had a decent meal. It just doesn't taste right in
my body, which has served me very well in terms of weight control and
overall health. More importantly, I learned good habits -- which is
something not many people can say. And I have my old-fashioned parents
to thank.

What's the lesson here? Go ahead and bribe that child. I won't tell.



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