This actually happened.
The brilliant Republican-spoofing chatshow host Stephen Colbert grilled Morrissey about his hatred of the Royals, his refusal to reform The Smiths and his vegetarianism.
The result is probably the best Moz interview since the 80s.
You’ll wish it would go on forever, and every line from both men is as quotable as an episode of Alan Partridge. “Not everybody is a fat old slag.”