David Arquette calling into the Howard Stern radio show (video below) is like an enema to his soul. David can't quite keep private things private when he talks to Howard and confirmed today (although at first he was all school-girl shy about naming her) that he is in fact dating someone and that he and estranged wife Courteney Cox are in the friend zone.
If you've been watching Dancing With The Stars, you will have noticed that Courteney has been at every show showing her support to David along with their daughter Coco. Well that's nothing more than friendship at this point and Courteney is well aware of the fact that David is dating Joe Francis' ex Christina McLarty who has got to be pretty messed up in the head if she thought for even a millisecond that Joe Francis was marriage material.
David is pretty smitten with Christina:
She's adorable. I'm not one to run around with different girls.I like someone that makes me feel good and that I can make feel good," said Arquette.
He admitted that the two have been Skyping like a couple of horny teenagers and that they've been hooking up since the summer and that includes road trips. This girl could find the cure for cancer and in my mind she would still be that crazy biotch that married Joe Francis. Joe. Francis. Ugghh the hair on my chest is standing on end. What? Never mind.
And of course it wouldn't be a Howard Stern interview without Howard making mention of the women on the Dancing With The Stars set that aren't bean poles and how does David get through that part of the show. David loves all body types and admits that he finds Lacey Schwimmer to be one of the sexiest girls on the show! I have to totally agree with that.