For anyone who has ever lived in an apartment, this is an all too familiar story: You wake in the middle of the night to hear repetitive squeaking, a few muffled moans, and the occasional headboard smack. Yup, your neighbors are enjoying some sexy time while you're trying to sleep.
Every once in a while, the problem becomes so pervasive that something just has to be done. Instead of knocking on the neighbor’s door and confronting them directly, people often choose to leave humorous, if not passive aggressive, notes instead.
For your entertainment, we’ve compiled the top 10 loud neighbor sex notes. Enjoy:
1. Sex sound track
2. Sincerely, admiring listener
4. Short and sweet
5. The whole story
6. Frustrated Listener
7. Devil's Orchestra
8. Spare the children
9. Traumitized Animals
10. Going public