$4 Gets You Drinking Tiger Blood Like Charlie Sheen


For a mere $4.00, you can have Tiger Blood! It’s not a huge price for a winning warlock! Harcos Laboratories have decided to capitalize on the Charlie Sheen craze and have created their very own Tiger Blood energy potion.

From the product’s description: It’s made from 100% passion specifically to make your brain fire in a way that’s not from this particular terrestrial realm. Tiger Blood allows you to use household items, you’re welcome to take more drugs than anyone can survive.

Be different, have a different brain, and a different heart. When you feel Tiger Blood in your veins, you’ll realize dying’s for fools and that can’t is the cancer of happen. Period. The end. Note: This product does not do any of the above, and we don’t know what banging 7 gram rocks means.

It is, however, a delicious fruit punch flavored energy shot packing 80mg of caffeine. WINNING. Also: Don’t do drugs. Seriously. Don’t. Do. Drugs. Now we just have to wait for the Adonis DNA vitamin supplement and we’ll totally be winning!


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