Michael Cera on Sex, Shyness and Losing His Virginity - Opposing Views

Michael Cera on Sex, Shyness and Losing His Virginity

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Michael Cera gave an interesting and humorous interview to Playboy for their August issue.  Check out some of Michael Cera’s interview below.

In Michael Cera’s Playboy interview in the August issue, the actor sarcastically talks about losing his virginity and experience with women.

Here are a few excerpts here:

On his worst pickup line:

“Hey, lady, those are some sexy-*ss extensions. I guess you won’t mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.”

On losing his virginity:

“To be honest I don’t remember too much about it. All I remember is I had been awake for almost 86 hours, I was on the roof of a Public Storage building in what seemed to be a freezing rainstorm, and Crispin Glover was there with a disposable camera he kept winding even though it had clearly run out of exposures. My memory of it has fogged as time has gone by, and I’ve pushed it out of my mind, though I do seem to remember something about a plastic Academy Award for best grandson being involved. You might say it was my first brush with the finer side of show business.”

On assertive women:

“Yes, but they’re hard to find. For example, when I go out to a restaurant I know every girl in there wants to come say hi and be sexually aggressive, but they’re all so gripped by shyness that they don’t even make a move. In some cases the shyness is so severe they won’t even look at me.”

And his response to Judd Apatow and Jonah Hill joking that he’s “irritating” and “a f*cking *ss”:

“The truth of the matter is I’m too classy to ever come out and speak any truth about those reprobates, and they’re both classless enough to knock on me and my problems. Between you and me–and I’ll thank you not to print this–those two used to come in to work and quite literally spit in the face of crew members. I once saw Jonah pinch the prop master. They’d pour salad dressing in the coffee and sometimes even grab people and kiss them hard on the mouth. To me this sort of behavior in a working environment is deplorable. Then I participate maybe once in a game of throwing shoes at the on-set medic, and all of a sudden I’m painted as the villain of the whole production. That’s the brilliance of Jonah and Judd.”

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