I know it may not seem like it looking at these pictures of her in Cabo San Lucas over the holiday weekend, but Jessica Alba had a baby in August. What in the hell? Unless she had a fake baby like Beyonce, how is that even possible?
I think some supernatural tomfoolery may be afoot here. Just to be safe, we should throw her in a well and see if she floats like they used to do with the witches of Salem. If she doesn't, you know, oopsy.