One of the best things about pictures is that you can read pretty much whatever you want into them. The're like the opposite of a book.
A photo of Kelly Osbourne wearing a skirt and sneezing? "KELLY O SUFFERS EPILEPTIC FIT AFTER CRAZY NEW DIET". Pete Doherty sitting outside a pub? "DOHERTY LEFT PARAPLEGIC BY DRUG USE AFTER BOOZE BINGE". A picture of Kelly Brook in a bikini? "KELLY BROOK LIES DOWN IN A BIKINI". Oh Kelly.
Which leads us onto the above pictures of a recently divorced Katy Perry on a night out, recently. What we do know about these snaps:
- That's Katy Perry
- The picture was taken at night
What we're pretty sure we know about these pictures:
- That man with Katy is her new boyfriend/lover, Jack Newlove, and they are very happy together, despite Russell's continual phone calls begging her to take him back, after he lost almost a million dollars of her money investing in a company that makes condoms that double as party hats.
What we're not sure about:
- If he is actually gay
- If he is actually a close friend
- If he is actually a relative
What we really have no idea about whatsoever:
- Why people wear sunglasses at night