Want the ultimate level of decadence in your life? Try these gold-leaf pills. A site named CITIZEN:Citizen is selling them for $425 a pop. The blurb on the product page reads, "Analogous to our culture’s obsession with luxury and consumption, these 24K gold leaf capsules turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth. Consume and digest."
Is this a joke? It's hard to tell. The product page also indicates the pills are temporarily unavailable - whether that's due to overwhelming demand to turn poo into gold, or whether that's because the pills don't really exist, is anyone's guess.