Hope this is some kind of cruel prank she's playing on us, but the New York Post says Paris Hilton is coming out with a new album soon:
Paris Hilton says she's readying her new CD with the help of her DJ-producer boyfriend, Afrojack. "I'm doing my new album, and Afrojack is actually executive-producing the entire thing," the socialite said while partying at Google Music's Sundance venue, Tao. "There are a lot of very cool collaborations on my album," Hilton added. "It should be out in the next few months. We just finished doing my single with [band] LMFAO, then I’m recording with Snoop Dogg."
Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. How much penicillin do I need to make this Paris sore go away? Damn it, I feel like I've been burned . . . again.