So earlier we heard that Olivia Wilde, one of the most beautifullest ladies in all the land, had said that she thought she wasn't beautiful enough for her fiance Jason Sudeikis, who you might know as the man from SNL or the man who tried to make Liz Lemon move to Cleveland. Of course, while there's nothing wrong with Mr Sudeikis, if that's your bag (hey, funny is sexy) we respectfully disagree with Ms Wilde's following statement:
“He was so cool, so funny. I was such a fan of his and had always fancied his speed and his intelligence.
"He’s a brilliant actor with a brain like lightning.
"I thought, ‘I’m not beautiful enough or his type.’"
We've gone to the trouble of putting together a gallery, above, which we shall refer to as The Dossier. As you can see, if you consult The Dossier, Ms Wilde is definitely very very beautiful, much more beautifuller than Mr Sudeikis.
It's kind of sweet, though, in a way, no? Because when you're madly in love with someone, you really do think they're the best and loveliest thing ever and that you're just really really lucky to be allowed to go to their house and eat dinner with them and text them all like "hey just thinkin of u :)"
Of course, there's the small chance that Olivia, awarded Maxim's Hottest Woman Alive award in 2009, is indulging in a spot of false modesty. But it's Tuesday and we just ate a whole bag of Percy Pigs, so we're gonna be nice and say it's the first option: she's all goofy with love for Jason and his silly jokes and that.