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Nazanin Boniadi Auditioned by Scientologists to be Tom Cruise's Girlfriend?

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Scientology comes in for quite a bad rap, these days. So we'd just like to say that Holy Moly believes everyone should be free to follow whatever religion or belief system they like, even if it is a totally fucked-up, controlling, revenge-taking, secretive, alien-egg-believing, founded-by-a-racist-who-tried-to-abort-his-own-child-in-a-black-magic-ritual pile of total horseshit, whose leaders, according to Vanity Fair magazine, auditioned some poor lass to test her suitability for Tom Cruise's gametes and then humiliatingly punished her when she failed to live up to their insane, made-up notions of how people should behave.

Scientology comes in for quite a bad rap, these days. So we'd just like to say that Holy Moly believes everyone should be free to follow whatever religion or belief system they like, even if it is a totally fucked-up, controlling, revenge-taking, secretive, alien-egg-believing, founded-by-a-racist-who-tried-to-abort-his-own-child-in-a-black-magic-ritual pile of total horseshit, whose leaders, according to Vanity Fair magazine, auditioned some poor lass to test her suitability for Tom Cruise's gametes and then humiliatingly punished her when she failed to live up to their insane, made-up notions of how people should behave.

This may all be untrue, of course. But then Scientology has its own "Fair Game" policy of spreading lies about those it perceives as enemies (or SPs as they call the people they attempt to libel as paedophiles simply for leaving the "church"), so if Vanity Fair's story turns out to be made-up then we won't lose any sleep about it.

Here are the bullet points:

  • London Iranian Scientologist and actress Nazanin Boniadi was selected for a "very important mission" in 2004.
  • She was audited every day for a month, during which she had to tell a senior official every detail of her sex life, and was told to change her appearance.
  • Nazanin was then shown an auditing report on her then boyfriend in order to split them apart.
  • The budding actress was then made to sign a confidentiality agreement, on the understanding that if she "messed up" she'd be on the Dianetics shitlist as a Suppressive Person.
  • She was flown to New York for a series of chaperoned dates with Tom Cruise, in November of 2004. She had a to sign a second confidentiality form and was forbidden from telling her parents anything other than that she was on a special Scientology project (Operation Tom's Beard?).
  • After a month of relatively happy coupledom, Cruise began reporting her every mistake to Scientology officials, so she could receive further auditing.
  • Tom apparently complained about her lack of public affection towards him, saying: "I get more love from an extra than I get from you." We don't think that's a euphemism.
  • Nazanin's only source of cash at this time was a credit card in Cruise's production company name.
  • Despite sharing a bedroom, Tom now virtually ignored his new girlf and she was asked to move in to the Scientology Celebrity Centre instead.
  • When the girl eventually broke down in tears and told a friend of the relationship problems she was punished Private Benjamin-style, and made to clean the toilets with her toothbrush and dig ditches at night.
  • Eventually Boniadi's status within the organisation got so low she was made to promote Dianetics on street corners with the newbies.

And the happy ending is that Nazanin is no longer involved and finds she doesn't enjoy the film Cocktail as much as she used to.

What a lovely story.

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