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Mila Kunis 'Grossed Out' By Charlie Sheen Offer

Charlie Sheen reached out his warlock hand to Mila Kunis during his Columbus, Ohio stop on his My Violent Torpedo Of Truth show — in an attempt to get her to join his harem of “goddesses”.

He said, “Here’s the good news: My goddesses have already f**king approved her. She’s pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis. If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t, trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment.”

He even had a plan to get her to his place. He said, “You know what I’m gonna do? I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I’m going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f**king hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s**t for to steal in Sherman Oaks.”

Apparently, Mila has no interest in becoming Charlie’s third goddess. A friend of hers said, “Obviously Charlie wanted to name someone who would create publicity for his tour, but the thought of it grosses Mila out.”

Can you blame her?


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