Wet noodle time: I’ve waited all my life to write that headline.
Remember Mark Wahlberg’s famous appendage from 1997 porn industry flick Boogie Nights?
Right before the movie’s closing credits, Wahlberg, who plays Eddie Adams, aka Dirk Diggler, reveals his hugely oversize penis.
Trust me, if you’ve seen the movie, you’d find it impossible to forget.
Well, Wahlberg reveals that he kept the 13-inch penis as a keepsake.
Wahlberg reveals, “I used to keep it in my desk drawer. And I’d take it out and slap my friends in the face with it. I don’t keep many things from my movies, but that just seemed to have personal significance.”
Oh, boys will be boys!