Luna is a German cow. The thing is that Luna does not think of herself as cow but rather a horse. Luna's 15 year old owner was denied a horse by her parents so she slowly trained one of their cows to be a horse. Luna jumps beer crates and logs and even gallops all while her owner Regina rides her. I really can't believe it is such a slow news day that I am writing about a cow from some village on the Austrian border that thinks it is a cow. Wow. Maybe I can find some video of it because that would at least make it interesting. I found some. Still not that exciting. I think the fact the people over at Al Jazeera had nothing else to report on is even more interesting.