Larry King revealed earlier this week that he wants to be frozen when he dies so he can be revived when scientists find a cure for what killed him. Wait a minute, Larry King's not dead yet? What the fuck? When did that happen? Via Contact Music:
The interviewer, who turned 78 last month, revealed all about his post-death plans during a Dinner With the Kings TV special which aired in America on Sunday.
Surrounded by his wife Shawn and celebrity pals Conan O'Brien, Seth MacFarlane, Tyra Banks and Russell Brand, he stated, "My biggest fear is death, because I don't think I'm going anywhere. And since I don't think that, and I don't have a belief... I want to be frozen, in the hope that they'll find whatever I died of and they'll bring me back."
It sounds like after he dies, Larry wants to be encased like a mummy and resurrected as if he were some ancient Egyptian Pharaoh. Sure, he's missing the colossal pyramid and 50,000 slaves it took to build it, but he's basically trying to achieve the same thing -- everlasting life. Frankly, this idea is so over the top, it makes Larry sound more self-absorbed and full of shit than a used Huggies.