Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Mariah Yeater has returned with her super high-powered lawyer to point the "you babied me up" finger at Justin Bieber and his Bieber sperms.
Come on, you remember, just over a year ago Mariah Yeater regaled the world with the allegation that Justin Bieber made a baby happen in her womb. She dropped the case, then got a new lawyer and revived the case, and now she's back!
Now, if you were thinking "but wait a minute, Holy Moly, didn't it turn out that Mariah was just a bit of a loon and actually she never even met Justin and the babydaddy is her ex boyfriend who just so happens to be in prison?" then well done you, you have an encyclopaedic knowledge of Justin Bieber's baby mama drama.
And, yes, that's how it all panned out. In fact, it seems Mariah isn't even involved in this latest round of finger pointing, it's just that her lawyer has gotten a bit bored and fancies talking about Justin Bieber's DNA for a bit.
Jeffrey Leving told the New York Daily News, possibly whilst wearing a tinfoil hat:
“I have not seen [Bieber’s] DNA test results or had them scrutinized. If there was a first test, and I have no documentation to say there even was, I wasn’t provided with the results.
“I have not had my demands for an independent DNA test carried out by Mr Bieber.”
We wonder why Justin would ignore the demands of a lawyer who is still wanging on about a year old, bullsh*t law suit...? We truly wonder...
Leving also stated:
"[Justin] is either the father or he isn’t. And if he is then he needs to step up to the plate and pay child custody."
Yes. Justin is either the father or he isn't. Just like every other man on the planet. Except her ex-boyfriend, who probably is.
Justin hasn't answered Jeffrey's recent mad claims, and at the time of writing, Mariah Yeater hasn't commented either. We can only assume she's filing paternity claims against, like, the Jonas Brothers, or something. She's a busy gal, y'know...