Justin Bieber Lectures Prince William on Preventing Hair Loss

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Justin Bieber's handler's iron grip on JB's mouth is pretty understandable when you realise how little the teenage lesbian actually knows. Poor (rich) Scooter Braun must have a mini heart attack every time the midget warbler goes on radio or TV without him, as he just waits for someone to ask Bieber one of those tough questions like 'what colour is an orange' and 'how many legs does a dog have'.

Unfortunately for Justin, one of the main things he's missed while earning his billions is the aggressive questioning that goes on in school playgrounds. You know, the kind of hilarious back and forth that ends up with at least one person in tears, covered n spit. BUT BABIES DO COME OUT OF A WOMAN'S BOTTOM. THEY DO.

Although in Justine's defence, his most recent blunder was over male pattern baldness, perhaps not as popular a playground topic as what boobies feel like (it's bags of sand, by the way), but that doesn't excuse his ignorance. It's a condition that will affect many men in their lifetime. Many. Although why Justine's decided to target Prince Willliam is beyond us (via Rollercoaster magazine)

"I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don't know why he [Prince William] doesn't just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?"

It really is as simple as that, all you bald people out there. How did you not know?

On the other hand, there's also the possibility that Justin is a genius who knows exactly what he's doing and who has been paid a large amount by Propecia to slip their products into conversation.


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