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Why Jennifer Love Hewitt Drives Me Crazy

Everytime I want to try and like Jennifer Love Hewitt or willing to give her a break she finds some magazine to recycle her mantra about loving yourself even though she doesn't believe what she preaches.

As a very large man, I believe in loving yourself and loving others for who they are. Whether you are skinny or fat makes no difference to me, what does matter is that you embrace who you are and as long as you are happy then that is all that matters. I want you to be healthy, but I figure that if you are happy then you are healthy. I think that if everyone loved themselves this world would be a much better place and tabloids and magazines and television and movies would stop trying to make us feel bad if we are not a perfect 10.

Anyway, Kneepads gave Jennifer some column inches and I think they are even going to name her one of their amazing body people. Is this like their most beautiful people or their sexiest man alive? How many of these categories do they have? I guess as many as they can think of because then they get publicists calling and ass kissing the folks at Kneepads who are used to doing all the ass kissing.

Anyway, Jennifer had this to say. "When I meet young girls, I'm always like, 'Just do me one favor,' Love what you look like right now – and remember I said it 10 years from now because it's the greatest gift I can give."

Actually the greatest gift she can give is to promise to not act anymore. When those pictures came out she went on and on about how she thought she looked fine. I agree. She did look fine. She then went ahead and dieted and exercised like crazy so she wouldn't have to deal with criticism anymore. So for her to continually bring this up as loving herself is a bunch of crap. She also shares with Kneepads her exercise tips and dieting secrets and everything else to get a perfect body. Oh, and what does she want her body to look like?

"I'd want to have Gisele Bundchen's body. Even though she's tall and skinny, she does have curves … and I think that's hot. Halle Berry also is kind of amazing."

Oh, but she wants you to be happy with who you are and what you have. And look at the photo above she took for the article. How about a real photo? How is this helping anyone? Such a hypocrite. Sorry this post is so long but she drives me crazy and she has been milking this same woe is me thing for 3 years and yet she does not believe it herself.


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