If you were wondering how Gordon Ramsay's US version of Masterchef was doing, then you'll be pleasantly surprised to hear that he's only had to fake audience numbers once so far. That has been spotted anyway. Still, we're only at the start of series two, so hopefully there's a lot more deceipt and bold-faced lying to come. We're sure there is. After all, we are all just a bunch of slack-jawed fuckwits at the best of times. They can pretty much do whatever they want with us dirty, stupid proles.
It's at 0.20 in the video above, by the way.