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Gay Web Site Offers Tom Cruise a Lifetime Membership

News of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes getting a divorce and reaching a settlement in less than two weeks has everyone shocked. Totally shocked.

The immediate reaction to the couple reaching a settlement so quickly has lead to the question, “What is Tom Cruise Hiding?” Since Katie signed the papers – it looks like we are going to have to wait a long, long, time – if ever to find out what Cruise doesn’t want anyone to know.

In the meantime, Cruise is receiving some interesting offers. Including a lifetime membership to a gay website with the following note,

“Dear Tom, sad to hear about the split. Now that the cat’s (or Kat’s) out of the bag and you’ve realized that traditional marriage is a mission impossible, maybe it’s time to explore your options? You’ve always had us at ‘hello,’”

What do you think about the invite? Does the website know something we don’t know??


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