Vajazzle’s are so 2011 so we can only assume Emma Watson is wearing one ironically on the cover of the new issue of GQ. Anyway, you should rush out and get it if you’re a big fan of spangly pelvic bones. She isn’t naked in it, so that’ll disappoint some of you. If we were her we’d never get naked again – just to spite you. We wouldn't even fake being naked. Not even in the privacy of her own sex dungeon.
But does the 22-year-old star saying anything sensational in the interview?
She mostly talks about her new film The Bling Ring. Which is perhaps where the vajazzle comes in. Maybe the film is about getting an anusjazzle. It probably isn’t though.
So why did Emma Watson out of Harry Potter decide to be in the film The Bling Ring then?
“Really I was open-minded about doing anything,” she said, unsensationally, “but the one thing I didn't want to do was get myself into a corset because I was worried I'd never get out again.”
Yes, it’s always a good idea to have a friend with you when you’re into that kind of stuff. And decide on a safe word.
Read the full interview in the May 2013 issue of British GQ, out on 4 April. Blah de blah de blah.
And here's the trailer for The Bling Ring. It's got Sleigh Bells on it. Is Emma Watson a fan of Sleigh Bells? We don't know.