We wondered what the hell Christina McLarty was thinking, and now she knows what we know – she clearly wasn’t.
Christina McLarty and Joe Francis have been married less than two months. She reportedly moved out around Thanksgiving, so really, they had maybe 20 sleeps together as man and wife. *Shiver* That’s more than enough. I’d rather be in a Mexican prison for that amount of time.
Joe Francis is denying that McLarty has left him, but we hear he talked about it incessantly at Bruce and Kris Jenner’s Christmas Eve party. And he’s a complete liar anyway, we’ve seen it time and time again, anything that comes out of his mouth (and every other orifice) should be killed with fire.
Christina McLarty married porn-peddling pimp Joe Francis in November. We were completely shocked at the time that any young, successful, beautiful woman such as Christina McLarty would even give a scumbag like Joe Francis the time of day, or even a second glance. But she did, and all the while we hoped that she was doing it to chew him up, spit him out, take him for everything he is worth, and sell totally effed up, sick and disgusting stories about him to the gossip rags.
There is still hope.