It seems that even Chuck Lorre, the creator of "Two And A Half Men," has also had it with Charlie Sheen. Lorre is famous for putting up vanity cards at the end of his show. They are usually hilarious, and many is the time I moved the screen forward second by second just to see what he had to say.
Well, in the most recent episode of "Two And A Half Men," this is what his vanity card said.
"CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #315
To Do List
Re-calibrate the line behind fiction and reality
Meditate using new mantra, "high ratings do not equate to high self-esteem"
Go to Al-Anon meeting
Stand in front of a mirror and practice saying "no comment"
Stand in front of a mirror and practice saying "as far as I know everything's terrific"
Write a country song entitled, "Hooker in the Closet." (Chorus: "There's a hooker in the closet, 'neath the monogrammed robes, don't know how she got there and I can't find my clothes. Officer Krupke, how are you tonight? I've misplaced my watch but I'm feeling alright.") Donate royalties to womens' shelter
Quit the business and teach creative writing at Cal State Bakersfield. Fresno?
Bite the hand that feeds you because you've had more than enough to eat
Hire a publicist to put a positive spin on this vanity card"
Very interesting, as he says, to bite the hand that feeds you. Looks like he is getting sick and tired of Charlie Sheen too. Too bad they can't just fire him. (Thanks JM)